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Bing bing. Boing boing bang bang. CRASH! Can you guess whats making  these noises? Nope, not a person bouncing a ball. Ting ting tang tang lang lang. CRASH!! Nope, not a triangle. Tweet tweeet! Reet reeet! CRASH!!! A whistle? No. Can’t guess? Our Electronic Piano!

I was experimenting with a banana and when I was done, the banana was already sliced! Some of the pieces fell onto the floor. I don’t even know what I did! How crazy!

P. S. The banana was a perfectly ordinary banana.

“T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.”  Me and Paws were having a little Christmas party. “I like this story,” commented Paws. “Me too,” I replied.  DING DONG!  ”It’s probably Captain Claws,”I said. “He’s late.” I went to the  window and threw out a box. “Catch!” I called.  A minute later, Captain Claws appeared.  ”Sorry I’m late, just had to  wrap your gifts,” he said.  ”That’s O.K.,” I replied. “I baked gingerbread tigers. Want some?”  ”Sure!” he replied. “Hey!  Some of them are tiger cubs holding presents, others are elf tigers, and one is Santa Claws!”  ”Hey! There’s me! I’m wearing the superhero cape I got one Christmas. And Tiger Cailyn, I found you too. Hey Claws,  wanna eat yourself? Cause I found a gingerbread version of you,” remarked Paws. As we ate gingerbread cookies and told jokes, it grew closer to the time when we would open our gifts.  I got  from Captain Claws; a cute little gray kitten(I named her Tessa.); a squirt gun shaped like a tiger; and a ticket to go on a hot air balloon ride. From Paws; a pillow shaped like a tiger head. What Paws got from Captain Claws; a cute little black kitten (Paws named him Stalker.); a water gun shaped like a black cat; and a ticket to go on a hot air balloon ride. I gave Paws a blanket with black cats all over it. I gave  Captain Claws a new uniform. Paws gave him an elephant. When Captain Claws left(on his new elephant) we waved to him and said goodbye. Then we went to bed.

The End

Sept 7 2011:

We had just came home from picking up Grandma Lesa from the airport. It was late and I wanted a snack. Mama said I could have some leftover spaghetti noodles. With my mouth full I said “Da noodul ee oo a unk” Which meant “The noodles seem to have shrunk.” Grandma said said she thought I said”The noodles ate the shrimp!” “HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA!!!” I laughed with my mouth full. Who ever heard of noodles eating ANYTHING!? Much less eating shrimp.

THE END

P.S. Was that HILARIUS?

I woke up and got dressed. Then I went downstairs. I had breakfast. It was Saturday! I went upstairs and woke up Paws, who had not moved even a little bit from where he was when he went to sleep! I changed into Tiger Cailyn, shouted “Rainforest Rockets!”, and flew out the window with Paws.  We flew on until we got to my treehouse. We landed, unlocked the door, climbed the stairs, went through the maze, and unlocked a second door.  Then we went to our rooms and napped.

When we woke up, we started packing for a trip through to the other side of  the earth.  First we made a big, indestructible drill-sub-machine. Then we got all the tools we would need:Flashlights,  pickaxes, shovels, hammers, nails, and very tough metal. Then we got our provisions: water, apples, pears,carrots, corn, and of course, lots and lots of mangoes. Then we found a suitable place to start digging. We made a hole big enough to push the drill-sub-machine in drill-first. We opened the door, climbed inside, and closed the door. We strapped ourselves in the seats, because we were tilting so far forward, the back wall had become the ceiling! I turned the drill on and we started down….

Down, down, down we went. At first we only saw rock and dirt. Then I started seeing flashes of shiny stuff in the drill-sub-machine’s headlights. I turned off the drill and turned on my orange and black flashlight. I grabbed a pickax and started  out the door. I shined my flashlight on one of the walls. Wow! There were  rubies and diamonds and sapphires and emeralds! There was gold and silver! On the other wall there was a fossil of some unknown animal! I decided to carefully get the fossil out out of the wall first. I carefully  managed to get the fossil out of the wall in one big hunk of rock. I placed it in the storage bin, all wrapped up. I then with my pickax got some of the jewels and metals out of the rock and went back inside the drill-sub-machine. I turned it back on and continued down.

The walls around us were beginning to crack.  We were going to enter the mantle! “Land gear up! Heatproof fins out! Heat shield on! Extra oxygen! ” I shouted. Instantly our drill-sub-machine turned into a heatproof  sub that was sliding forward into the mantle. Suddenly there was a jerk, the sub stopped, and its fins started working. We were inside the mantle! I looked outside the window and saw nothing but magma. Magma is lava that hasn’t come out of a volcano yet.  We waited hours and hours but no sign that we were in the core showed up. Not even the compass, which said we were still going north. We just continued swimming, and swimming, and swimming…

Suddenly, we hit something hard!  We were entering the earth’s inner core! “Drill out!” I shouted. And we slowly made our way to the center of the earth. After a while, the compass  said we were  going south! We had passed the center of the earth!  (Did you know that if you could reach the center of the earth, you would have a hard time getting away from the center?) We did. “Drill in!” I said and the sub continued to the other side of the earth. We  came up on a small island off the coast of Chile. We had a look around and then slid our drill-sub-machine back into the hole. We quickly climbed in and the sub  suddenly slid down into the hole. We continued down and saw the same sights in the opposite order…

We surfaced  where we had started in the first place. “Rainforest Rockets!”  And we started to fly home. On the way home I said, “I wonder what adventure we’ll have next?”…

Last morning I had a very weird dream. If you find any sad or silly parts, their all part of my dream story. (The story is shorter then the dream.)

It started out when I was playing with a large dragon in a small grassy backyard. There were these small baby dragons popping out all over the place and when one did I would grab it and squeeze it very tightly. The last one I squeezed, I decided to keep as a pet. So I got a large cage and filled it with dirt and leaves. Then apparently I went to camp. Boys from another camp kept on attacking us and there was this dollhouse with plastic ponies in it and when boys attacked, I would move the ponies behind the dollhouse. When the boys went away, Professer Snape from Harry Potter started attacking us. Then I made a blue pony grow large and sprout wings. Then the pony made Snape grow small and then large. When he left, the pony made him grow small and large again.

Then my dream ended. Was that a weird dream?

The End

I woke up and found out that I was falling by the 10th story of a 20 story building. When I was caught by Magis, we flew back home. I went to daddy and we decided to go camping.” I think there won’t be any black cars following us this time,” I said. Sure enough, there weren’t. But there was a green car that reminded me of a dragon following us.

When we got to the campgrounds and set up camp, I noticed that some normal-looking campers had got out of the green car and set up a green scaly looking tent. I was beginning to get suspicious. Later on we went swimming in the lake, went fishing, roasted hot dogs and marshmallows, and went to bed. I was having so much fun, I forgot about anything else. The next day, we went canoeing, fishing, swimming, hiking, roasted dinner, hung out by the fire, and went to bed. The next day, I decided to ask the campers in the scaly looking tent who they were. When I did, they took off all their clothes. I screamed so loudly that other campers could hear me. They were evil looking dragons that were trying to kill me! I ran quickly to daddy and told him to leave right away.

When we got home, dragons were attacking the neighborhood! I guess I had to drive them away. I shouted, “Oh No! Here we go again!”

The End

I woke up and went to plan a surprise boat trip with Daddy. When I was done, he asked, “But where should we go?”. “We should go to San Francisco,” I answered. So we told everybody and took off. When we got to the ferry station, we got on the ferry. We had multiple stops to wait for more people to get on, before it was time to get off.

When we got to San Francisco I noticed that the streets were empty. “Uh oh,” I said. “Only when the streets are empty in San Francisco is something bad happening,” Then I saw it. Alien Attack! We all put on our Supersuits and flew up to the alien ship. We slammed into the ship with mighty force and pushed it out of the atmosphere.

When we got home, I saw aliens going into houses and stealing stuff. I guess I had to stop them. I shouted,”Oh No! Here we go again!”

The End

I woke up one saturday morning, and decided to plan a surprise camping trip with Daddy. I went downstairs and whispered in his ear my plan. “Thats a great idea!”, he whispered back. Then we told everybody our plan. Everybody wanted to go. “So let’s start packing,” said Daddy. Then I whispered in his ear again. “What are those?” he whispered back. “They’re special suits that can do almost anything,” I told him. “Then let’s bring them!” he said. The next day, we left.

I noticed that a black car followed us the entire time we were driving. When we got to the campgrounds, we all saw that the black car that had been following us had parked right by our car. Then three people wearing black climbed out of the car and unpacked all their stuff. All of it was black. Then they put up a black tent. I was beginning to get a little suspicious. After we went diving in the lake, we roasted hot dogs and marshmallows on a fire and forgot about the mysterious strangers for a while. Then we went to bed in our tent. But in the black tent, a lot of noise was going on inside. When we woke up, the strangers were already awake. Finally I just had to ask who the strangers were. When I asked, they took off all their clothes. I gasped in surprise. They were my dragons, Magis, the father dragon, Magisa, the mother dragon, and Magico, the baby dragon!

When we got home, well… everything was how it was supposed to be. Except that nothing bad was happening as it usually was at the end of my adventures. I yelled “WHAT!?”

The End

Niniaunie is a small gray pet rat I got for Christmas. This is a make-belive story about her.

I was playing outside on Cadeline with Niniaunie, when suddenly I got the urge to put our Supersuits on and go to Earth.
When we got home, I saw some strange people wandering around. I asked them what thew were doing. “We are looking for rats,”
one answered. “I have a pet rat,” I said. “Let me see, let me see,” another one said. I told them they could pet her for a little bit, but when
I held her out, they snatched her from my hands! With an evil laugh they ran away faster than I could run.

I tried checking where she was. When I got the information, I went out after her. When I got to where she was-it was a science lab-
I started to go inside, but there were booby traps! I quickly made a booby trap detctor, and started off again to look for her. I found
her just before the Rat catchers started testing things on Niniaunie. I shouted ” BOO!” to stop and suprise them. They dropped Niniaunie and I caught
her just in time to make a quick escape.

When we got home I saw the entire police department knocking on our door. I geuss they had heard what had happened, so I had to convice them that
the Rat catchers stole Niniaunie from me to do dangerous lab expirements on her. I yelled “Oh No! Here We Go Again!!!”